Raw Benderly is holding forth again over on TG Daily. Illustrating the time-honored adage that wise men speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.
He asks the rhetorical question “Steve Jobs’ Biography: World Changing or Sugared Water.” Then he goes on to discuss the various different forms a [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Punditbots and Fundtards'
Gasbag alert
March 2nd, 2010 · 15 Comments · Baseless Rant, Distant Flame Wars, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards
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It’s Official
February 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple TV, Apple Tablet, Market Share, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Enterprise, Tim Cook
Yup. Tim Cook made it official today in his keynote address to a bunch of tech punditbots.
Some excerpts from Tim’s question and answer session with the n00bs:
We don’t ever use the term “market share” at 1 Infinite Loop except when we’re answering questions from idiots.
Pull my finger.
The Apple TV is a hobby.
Apple is a mobile [...]
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Well, Whaddya Know?
February 17th, 2010 · 15 Comments · App Store, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Patent Infringement, Punditbots and Fundtards, iTunes Rivals
Kodak is suing Apple, now. It only stands to reason. Have you noticed that several Apple products have sides at right angles to each other? Kodak invented that. Also, most of Apple’s products have buttons. Kodak was putting buttons on their shit years before Apple even existed.
I’m frightened, Auntie Em.
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The iPad SDK is on the [...]
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Not much in the way of news…
February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]
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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)
January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone
There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]
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It’s January 27. The Big Frigging Day
January 26th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet
Let’s review what January 27th signifies.
In Europe and the U.K., they are observing various forms of Holocaust Remembrance.
In Serbia it is St. Sava Day.
It is the 43rd anniversary of the fire in Apollo 1.
It is the 27th anniversary of the joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Hot Lips Houlihan have in common?
A: Major Burns.
And on [...]
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