Entries Tagged as 'Punditbots and Fundtards'

New Year, Same Crap

January 26th, 2013 · Comments Off · iPhone, Political Crap, Punditbots and Fundtards

I’m embarking on a new, more sustainable Rip Ragged. From this point forward I’m planning to post once a week on Saturdays. We’ll see how that goes. If that works out, I might, later, start to toss out a few tidbits on the days in between. But just for now I want to start running [...]

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Tim Cook: “…and…” “…the…” “…at the gym…” “…sex…” “…iPad.”

February 16th, 2012 · Comments Off · Android, Darling Furball, Gadgetry, Operating Systems, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, That's some funny shit right there.

Sorry. All the rest of the words and phrases spoken by Tim Cook in the Goldman Sachs conference call have already been parsed by every other site on the internet. There is one porn site – largely devoted to farm animals and kitchen utensils – that has not based a 500-word post on a word [...]

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2012 Preview

December 28th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Apple TV, Blackberry, Death of the computer, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes, Licensing OS X, Netbooks, Operating Systems, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tim Cook, Windows 7

All of us devout Apple watchers know that there are new things on the horizon for 2012. Why? Because Apple has 100,000,000,000.00 USD. To get an idea how much that is, picture your house and the neighbors house stuffed to overflowing with 100-dollar bills. Fun things are bound to happen. Now imagine all that and [...]

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2011 Year in Review

December 22nd, 2011 · 4 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Store, Apple Tablet, Apple TV, Charlie Sheen, Death of the computer, Dell, Follies of Humanity, Hewlett-Packard, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer, Madonna, Malware, Market Share, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Operating Systems, Patent Infringement, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, The End of the World as We Know It, Windows 7, Year in Review, Zune

January A man in California dropped his iPhone from a height of three feet onto a floor. The iPhone ceased functioning. Apple wouldn’t give him a new one. He filed a lawsuit against Apple. My Apple keyboard, on the 27th of this month, refused to capitalize the letter “Y” for one day. Oddly, this seems [...]

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The Street

October 18th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Political Crap, Punditbots and Fundtards

Apple had another record quarter. AAPL went down 7% after the bell. … Buy AAPL. That is unless you routinely lose at chess to a head of ripe cabbage. … Right now, I’m planning on voting for Herman Cain. I’ve read his positions and I agree. …. Here’s a video. … It’s time to take [...]

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There will be a Movie

October 11th, 2011 · Comments Off · iPhone, iPhone killer, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards

Sony Pictures bought the rights to the Steve Jobs biography from Walter Isaacson. I have read Walter Isaacson’s biography of Albert Einstein. It was a pretty good read, and seemed to treat its subject with respect, while not dodging the fact that he was human. I suspect the Steve Jobs biography will expose his blemishes, [...]

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