It has begun.
Now that the presidential election is over, the press has decided to pursue the spoils. As Senator Lane said in The Outlaw Josey Wales, “Our side won the war. Now it’s time to busy ourselves with winning the peace. There’s an old saying, ‘To the victor goes the spoils’.”
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When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I was not a Jew.
When they came for me,
there was no one […]

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We interrupt our partisan bickering to bring you this special bulletin.
The evacuation of the Gulf Coast ahead of Gustav has gone exceedingly well. Depending on who you listen to, up to 95% of the population is gone from the coastal areas most likely to be hit hardest.
I suspect there will be fewer FEMA jokes in […]

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The internet is all abuzz about your health. Legal scholars are debating what information you owe to who, and when. Almost all of it is horseshit. “Almost,” only because with that much chaff there’s bound to be some wheat somewhere. I’ve found idle speculation and unattributed quotes from unnamed sources. All chaff (except the off […]

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Well, reduced to nothing except panicked screeching, the world of Status Quo has reset to their default position on Apple: Security by obscurity. Now, though, they’ve taken the converse position.
Now that Apples are selling well, they exclaim, hackers are starting to target Macs. No, really. I got this off of Fox News (We distort. You […]

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All over the dogdamn innertubes idiots are on their back legs hooting about the health of Steve Jobs.
There’s this one fart whisperer over on Macalope yammering all kinds of crap – linking opinions on other sites to support his own opinion that His Steveness needs to be disclosing his frigging pulse and blood pressure as […]

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