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Entries Tagged as 'Tablet'

Light Reading

March 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPad

Apple is so kicking the tech-planet’s ass right now.
The argument on the innertubes about the iPad’s technical this-and-that is distracting Apple’s “competition.”
The argument is by the geeks, for the geeks. Let’s see if I can articulate this.
99% of the argument about the technical merits of various tablets is between people who know the meaning of [...]

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It’s Official

February 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple TV, Apple Tablet, Market Share, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Enterprise, Tim Cook

Yup. Tim Cook made it official today in his keynote address to a bunch of tech punditbots.
Some excerpts from Tim’s question and answer session with the n00bs:
We don’t ever use the term “market share” at 1 Infinite Loop except when we’re answering questions from idiots.
Pull my finger.
The Apple TV is a hobby.
Apple is a mobile [...]

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Good Grief

February 11th, 2010 · 10 Comments · Apple Tablet, Baseless Rant, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Microsoft, Open Source, Operating Systems, Predictions, Tablet, That's some funny shit right there., Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune

Let’s see.
1. Pick a hot button. (Done.)
2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.)
3. Push the button. (Got it.)
4. Stand on the button. (Yup.)
5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.)
6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.)
Lo, and behold, more than a single [...]

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Not much in the way of news…

February 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone

Really. It’s pretty grim out there if you’re a tech punditbot or fundtard. Apple went ahead and announced the iPad.
It doesn’t have Flash. That’s the big frigging news. The imbeciles can’t even bitch about cut and paste on this one. Most of them have gone back to posing as 14-year old girls in IRC chat [...]

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The iPad Sucks. (I read it on the internet. It must be true.)

January 28th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Adobe, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Netbooks, Political Crap, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, iPhone

There it is. It just sucks. SUCKS.
There are negative reviews all over the internet since the introduction of the iPad, yesterday. I mean, to read the sniveling punditbots, this thing is just the most snot-covered, maggot-infested, totally icky piece of runny shit ever to be foisted on an unsuspecting public (leaving out a few career [...]

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It’s January 27. The Big Frigging Day

January 26th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Distant Flame Wars, Gadgetry, Netbooks, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet

Let’s review what January 27th signifies.
In Europe and the U.K., they are observing various forms of Holocaust Remembrance.
In Serbia it isĀ  St. Sava Day.
It is the 43rd anniversary of the fire in Apollo 1.
It is the 27th anniversary of the joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Hot Lips Houlihan have in common?
A: Major Burns.
And on [...]

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