Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
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Rumor Central
January 24th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple Event, Apple Tablet, Dell, Master Jobst Fimil, SuperBlow, Tablet, Tiger Woods, iPhone, iPhone killer
I’d be most remiss in my duties indeed if I failed to point out that today marks the beginning of the official “Bret Favre Retirement Watch.” He may or may not retire, beginning with today’s defeat at the hands of the New Orleans Saints. That game was one of the best contests I’ve ever watched. [...]
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Thank you, sir. May I have another?
January 15th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Apple Tablet, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Predictions, Serious Stuff, Tiger Woods
Little Psystar is appealing the ruling in the recent lawsuit thingy with Apple where they got kicked around like a soccer ball in springtime. … Tablet. … Apple has hired a Mergers and Acquisitions guy. He’s a former spy. He even has his own pair of RayBan Wayfarers, a shoe-phone, and a black suit. I [...]
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Blackberry, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Predictions, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, iPhone, iPhone killer, iTunes
I’ve noticed that most of the recent comments are from Dow Nunda. I’d bill myself as Australian-American if I thought I could get a monthly allotment of KB Tooth in oil cans as my bailout from the American Taxpayer. But I can’t. … The new meme is the iBook Touch. It’s just a meme, though. [...]
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Snow Leopard; iPhone 3G; Zune; Vista; Lepidoptera; Barack Obama loses debate with a sack of turnips.
June 16th, 2008 · 8 Comments · DRM Follies, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Master Jobst Fimil, Political Crap, Punditbots and Fundtards, Snow Leopard, Tiger Woods, iPhone killer
The visual voicemail lawsuit is over. Whew. Apple has signed a license for the technology. Thank the maker. I hadn’t been sleeping well. … One week later: News is slow. Many, many morons are still evaluating the health of Master Jobst Fimil. Reports ad nauseam state each others’ postulates and weird assessments as news. Nobody [...]
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