Yup. Tim Cook made it official today in his keynote address to a bunch of tech punditbots. Some excerpts from Tim’s question and answer session with the n00bs: We don’t ever use the term “market share” at 1 Infinite Loop except when we’re answering questions from idiots. Pull my finger. The Apple TV is a [...]
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It’s Official
February 23rd, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple TV, Apple Tablet, Market Share, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Enterprise, Tim Cook
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Thank You, Analysts. You guys are morons. Really.
March 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Movies, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, Tim Cook, iPhone, iPhone killer
Apple is up what, like six bucks since announcing the “yet-to-be-released” iPhone OS 3.0. Apple owns digital music and is a major player in digital video. The laptop market swings more Apple’s way every day. The iPhone is on its third generation of OS development and there is, as yet, nothing that equals the user [...]
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Apple is about to….wait…no…maybe….damn….
March 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Gadgetry, General Detritus, Political Crap, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tim Cook
The blogosphere erupted in turmoil today when it was reported, then reported and doubted, then reported and questioned, then refuted and reported as refuted…. That Apple laid off 50 people in enterprise sales. So, like, who knew Apple had anyone in enterprise sales. Wow. 50? I wonder if Apple is getting any bailout money? Geez. [...]
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Brian Caulfield Rips Apple a New One
March 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Apple Store, Dell, General Detritus, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, The Stock Market, Tim Cook
Trust Forbes. Brian Caulfield over there has said that Apple is in denial about the whole economy thing. Of course, he spoke highly of how well that seems to be working out for them. In the end the post was full of compliments. For the sake of hit-bait, though, he had to make sure to [...]
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I Hate Bait.
February 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Macalope, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards, Recession, Safari, Tim Cook, iPhone Friendly Video
I hate link bait, and flame bait. I’m not going to link the PC World article that has my panties in a knot. The title at the top of the flamewar is “What if Jobs Doesn’t Return To Apple?” It was typed by David Coursey. To save you the trip, he says absolutely nothing original. [...]
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