Have you noticed the similarities between “blogosphere,” and “bologna?” While alliterative with “bullshit,” either word obviates the needs to say, “bullshit.” Different reasons, but the result is the same. Blogs, this one included, are a total waste of time unless you enjoy reading them. If you enjoy reading blogs, this one included, they are wonderful. [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Überdumbass'
Darling Furball, Annoyed by Proxy
March 25th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Apple Event, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Punditbots and Fundtards, The End of the World as We Know It, Überdumbass
I am so starved for something to blather about that I went over and read Gruber’s posts today. Quite predictably, it was almost as much of a waste as reading a flame war over on MacDailyNews. Anyway, over on Darling Furball, there’s a link to a piece on another blog. This other blog bitches that [...]
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You Thought I Was Joking?
January 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · CES, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Little Psystar, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards, Windows 7, iPhone killer, Überdumbass
Remember what I said last night? Well, it has begun. Here he is – the reigning king of tech wrongness – once again singing and dancing about how utterly and totally without a clue he is: Rob Enderle. For those of you who don’t have time to read it, here is a brief synopsis: Palm [...]
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Dear Dan….
January 7th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Apple Event, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, General Detritus, Just stuff, Macworld Expo, Überdumbass
Dear Dan Lyons, Thank you for providing the illustration of the point in last night’s post that said the only way you found the Keyhole Speech boring is if you don’t get it. It’s perfect. You don’t get it, and you found the presentation dull. Then, as though it wasn’t enough to provide a picture next [...]
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Well Darn.
January 5th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Apple Event, Macworld Expo, Master Jobst Fimil, Punditbots and Fundtards, The Stock Market, Überdumbass
It turns out that Master Jobst Fimil isn’t going to dematerialize just yet. He has a hormone imbalance. If I was having trouble absorbing protein, I’d buy a VitaMix. Then I’d put a raw egg, two ice cubes, a peeled garlic clove, and a teaspoon of everclear (or a shot of vodka) in it and [...]
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