Let’s see.
1. Pick a hot button. (Done.)
2. Make up a logic thread that offends every motto, credo, and stated philosopy of the site. (Yup.)
3. Push the button. (Got it.)
4. Stand on the button. (Yup.)
5. Stomp on the button. (Uh huh.)
6. Jump up and down on the *&^%$#@ button. (Check.)
Lo, and behold, more than a single [...]
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Good grief.
January 23rd, 2010 · 3 Comments · Android, App Store, Apple Event, Apple Tablet, General Detritus, Lawsuits, Leopard, Licensing OS X, Linux, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7
On Wednesday, the big event will finally be here.
By this time on Wednesday – the tabletgasm behind us – we will all have had a chance to mop up the spillage, smoke a cigarette, and maybe snuggle for a few minutes.
The tech press is going to need some .01% hydrocortisone on the tender parts so [...]
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A Few Pieces of Non News
March 30th, 2009 · 9 Comments · Dell, Gadgetry, Linux, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Vista sucks, iPhone, iPhone killer
There is no new information anywhere about a Dell Phone. There’s some old speculation that it will be called the MePhone. Y’know of all the stupid things Dell might call a phone, that doesn’t sound that far-fetched. It has that I-want-to-play-too-but-I-don’t-have-a-single-creative-cell-in-my-body feeling that goes with a logo shaped like a floppy being inserted into a [...]
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