I decided not to post anything tonight. I’m just not in the mood. Go read this, instead. … If you decide to come back here, just realize that I have no urge to even consider posting anything. … I’m not going to say anything about the post on Apple Insider that discusses LG’s vaporous new [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Vista sucks'
No Post Tonight
August 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Baseless Rant, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, The Stock Market, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone Friendly Video
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Steve Jobs Denied Basic Sustenance
August 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Apple Tablet, Follies of Humanity, Master Jobst Fimil, Microsoft, Naked Greed, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tiger Woods, Vista sucks, Windows 7, Zune, iPad, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
Before we get into talking about anything important, Steve Ballmer said about the iPad, “Apple are selling way more of these things than I would like.” It has been requested by one of my brilliant readers that I analyze this sentence from a recent Microsoft press thingy. First, we have to take the entire press [...]
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Antennagate
July 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Darling Furball, Follies of Humanity, Gadgetry, Tablet, Vista sucks, iPad killer, iPhone, iPhone killer
It seems that Master Jobst Fimil has stirred up the legions of Apple haters. Daring Fireball has linked a bunch of videos showing other phones with the same antenna problems as the iPhone 4. All of them have a way you shouldn’t hold them. Imagine that. All those other manufacturers saying, “Nuh uh” are full [...]
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Fake
July 1st, 2010 · No Comments · Apple Tablet, Microsoft, Punditbots and Fundtards, Tablet, Vista sucks, Windows 7, iPad killer, iPhone
It turns out that the big email foofaraw in which Master Jobst Fimil told a shrieking, red-faced, indignant asshole to chill out was all just a crock of shit generated by a crank hoping to make a few bucks on the iPhone 4 antenna non-issue. There seem to be lawsuits vis-a-vis the death grip snivel. [...]
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iPad Killers
June 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Vista sucks
Mollywood, over on CNet, sums everything up perfectly, here. Whether or not you think the iPad is the greatest thing since bottled beer or merely a great accompaniment to bottled beer, you must admit it has no competition from a like device. None. There are tons of things that are promised to ship soon that [...]
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